omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Holy sore nipples Batman
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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