Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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