Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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