so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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