In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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