Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Everyone says I win the strip club
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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