please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
