who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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