I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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