uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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