Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want a musical about memes.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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