I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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