tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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