i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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