Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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