New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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