google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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