i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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