please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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