He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize