We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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