you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sober January is a disaster.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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