I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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