first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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