so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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