Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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