Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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