no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
home. puking in laundry basket.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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