You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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