If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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