Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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