We're facebook friends in real life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
