last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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