Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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