she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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