WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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