Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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