who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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