do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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