what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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