when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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