Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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