remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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