I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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