My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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