5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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