yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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