He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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