You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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