If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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