whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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