Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There r osticjed everywhere
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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