I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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