The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Randomize
