is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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