you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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please come you make the beer taste better
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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