community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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