Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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