think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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