so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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